comscooter
n. A communist on a scooter. Specifically: one who needed to get out of there. The tactical Vespa exit. Wombo Law #1: "communist" → "com" (surrenders "-munist" - heavy), "scooter" intact but surrenders isolation. Asymmetrical sacrifice but the image is too specific to deny. Valid. Vroom.
Rootscommunist + scooter
AuthorKirk Wombos Compendium contributors
Entry37
SourceKirk Wombos Compendium, section: Standalone Vocabulary, line 152
Sacrifice
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Law
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