Brarpet
n. A carpet for bros. The rug that ties the bro room together. Also: a bro so flattened by circumstance that he's become floor covering - not a doormat, a brarpet. The bro who got walked on so thoroughly he's now a furnishing. Wombo Law #1: "bro" → "br" (surrenders "-o"), "carpet" → "arpet" (surrenders "c-"). Two roots, both sacrificed. Clean, tight. Valid. Really ties the room together.
Rootsbro + carpet
AuthorKirk Wombos Compendium contributors
Entry68
SourceKirk Wombos Compendium, section: Standalone Vocabulary, line 245
Sacrifice
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Law
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